A friend recently mentioned events that caused people to "question the security and reliability of their heterosexuality." This got me thinking: Good maintenance should prevent this from ever happening. If you ever end up questioning the reliability of your heterosexuality, this is a clear sign of inadequate unit testing.

( API and test suite for sexual orientationCollapse )
Properly followed, these instructions should keep one's {hetero,homo}sexuality safe and sound for years to come.

This is just too good to miss. Carry the entire Zohar on microfilm in your pocket! Pretend to be a spy or a cabbalist - or both! Want some red string with that?

From stonemirror: Inanna's Descent into the Underworld, as performed by Barbies.

From bradhicks: A Jack Chick tract for Zeus.

Just two things to make your day a bit more surreal.