Yonatan Zunger (zunger) wrote,
Yonatan Zunger
zunger

Two news stories...

Peru seizes cocaine haul hidden in giant squid
Squid are getting bigger and more numerous

Poll #385411
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All. Participants: 82

Which caused which?

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Cocaine is making squid grow larger
5(6.2%)
Larger squid are turning into more lucrative mules for smugglers
7(8.8%)
Some third force is both causing squid to grow and cocaine to be more popular
4(5.0%)
Squid are taking over the world cocaine business
35(43.8%)
Other
5(6.2%)

Other:

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This crime ring is most threatened by:

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The police efforts of the Peruvian government
0(0.0%)
Intense competition from rival Colombian cartels
10(12.3%)
Toothed whales
71(87.7%)
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  • 9 comments

sdragon

November 15 2004, 22:35:39 UTC 11 years ago

You forgot hungry Asians eating more dried squid. ;)

Now I want to chew on some squid.

anthologie

November 15 2004, 22:54:07 UTC 11 years ago

What is it with you and marine life, anyway? :)

metaphorge

November 16 2004, 01:31:52 UTC 11 years ago

Marine life is tentacular. ;)

metaphorge

November 16 2004, 01:30:04 UTC 11 years ago

This is the best poll ever.

ginger931

November 16 2004, 02:58:34 UTC 11 years ago

Ever.

merovingian

November 16 2004, 13:39:18 UTC 11 years ago

EVAR.

attackships

November 16 2004, 07:47:45 UTC 11 years ago

That is a quality poll. I've long thought about the Coke/Squid Cartels, and now proof has been given.

grandmoffdavid

November 16 2004, 09:00:10 UTC 11 years ago

This also explains the decline in the world population of toothed whales. They've obviously been annoying squid with powerful (if somewhat seedy) connections.

marchenland

November 16 2004, 09:15:40 UTC 11 years ago

This also explains why, when I start eating calamari, I REALLY don't want to stop.

Also, why I keep inhaling calamari.

Squid ring... in sinuses... OW!