doublefeh, although suitably modified since if he did it, why shouldn't I?I want you, dear reader, whoever you are, to ask me exactly three questions about everything. I will probably even provide you with a truthful answer. Then copy and paste this to your own journal.
The difficulty of asking a finite number of questions about everything is left as an exercise for the reader. Which is a fancy way of saying, "I dunno if it can be done, either, so I'll let somebody else worry about it."