If you call me "Yony," (long o) you are either one of two specific exes, or met me during a particular time window about two years ago.
If you call me "Yony," (short o) you are probably a friend of mine.
If you call me "Yony," (with a Hebrew accent) you are probably a relative, or Israeli.
If you call me "Dr. Zunger," you probably know me professionally, and only from a distance.
If you call me "Fred," you probably have me confused with someone else.
