Things you learn...
One of my favorite Jack Chick tracts. (For those of you not familiar with these, they're... shall we say... very Christian little pamphlets that evangelists hand out on street corners. This one in particular is about evolution, and why it's obviously incorrect and against all religious law)
According to this tract, quantum chromodynamics is a lie, gluons do not exist, and strongly interacting particles are held together by the direct force of divine intervention. (Which is, apparently, somehow distinguishable from gluons. Maybe it has different scattering properties or something.)
That's going to be a very busy personal divinity. There are a lot of baryons in this universe.
I think I'm going to have to start using the phrase "As busy as the Holy Ghost during baryogenesis."
