OK, I'm bored...
Time to check out my
horoscope, as worked out by your friendly neighborhood computer.
Apparently I've got the Sun in Scorpio, the Moon in Capricorn, my Ascendant in Leo, Saturn in the First House, Venus in the Third House, Bob in the outhouse, the Sun in the Fourth House, and the Moon in the Fifth House.
("Gin!")
( An extract from my reading...Collapse )I believe the short explaination of this is: You are obviously a dictator in the making. Professions you would excel at include computer programming, market research, or founding an imperial dynasty and conquering Poland.
(BTW, does "a flare for the life of nobility" suggest a tendency to light the ruling classes on fire? I'll just hope that this was an English error on the part of the programmer and not a genuine prediction...)
(On second thought, maybe not. Hey, I
am a distant cousin of Karl Marx...)
(OK, I know, I'm laying it on a bit thicker than usual - but there's something about having a computer calculate one's future by astrological means that just seems to really attract it)
