Indeed, the official [Louisiana] books continue to give even the briefest blowjob between consenting adults the ominous moniker "crime against nature." Come on, now. Scientists growing tits on the back of a lobster maybe, but a blowjob?
What is your preferred crime against nature?
Oral sex
2(18.2%)
Growing human organs on crustaceans
5(45.5%)
Other
4(36.4%)
Other:
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