Yonatan Zunger (zunger) wrote,
Yonatan Zunger
zunger

Not tonight, dear, I have a haddock

I always knew that being in Israel occasionally made tourists go a little odd, but normally it happens in Jerusalem rather than Eilat. And, um, doesn't involve dolphins.
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doublefeh

March 9 2006, 00:19:45 UTC 9 years ago

Is that kosher?

zunger

March 9 2006, 00:23:42 UTC 9 years ago

I suspect it depends on whether or not you're Orthodox.

aleseides

March 9 2006, 14:55:22 UTC 9 years ago

WTF? Is Cindy a guy's name? Well if I wasn't already awake, I am now.

s33k3r

March 9 2006, 16:08:00 UTC 9 years ago

Dammit! That's what's wrong with the world!

Rich women marrying dolphins instead of ME!


WTF!

zunger

March 9 2006, 17:54:33 UTC 9 years ago

Don't lose hope. She clearly has a thing for Marines.

*ducks*

s33k3r

March 9 2006, 22:28:22 UTC 9 years ago

Wow. That was bad.


When you die you're going to that special hell reserved for mimes and people who talk in theatres.

eeblet

March 9 2006, 20:20:20 UTC 9 years ago

What is it with these dolphin people? It reminds me of that Onion article.... "Dolphins Develop Opposable Thumbs; 'Oh Shit,' Says Humanity."

xthread

March 12 2006, 02:12:13 UTC 9 years ago

Naah, we'd just invest in deep sonar... (only half smiley, sonar is hard on whales, I can't imagine its good for other ocean mammals)

It was April the 41st, being a quadruple leap year...

xthread

March 12 2006, 02:10:32 UTC 9 years ago

and it was the biggest, meanest looking Haddock I'd ever seen come down the Pike.
Gill knew there was going to be trouble, and he was already on the phone to the Cods.
I threw a sucker punch.
He eeled over.
I yelled 'Forget the Cods, Gill, this guy's going to need a Sturgeon'
...

Re: It was April the 41st, being a quadruple leap year...

zunger

March 12 2006, 19:39:50 UTC 9 years ago

The mechanic said I'd blown a seal. I said, "Just fix the car and keep my private life out of it, okay?"